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refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

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flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

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toinfinityandbeyonce:

i had this super christian friend once and one time she literally said to my face “i wish you were coming to heaven with me”

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just remember, you got rid of me….

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