'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'
'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'
Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
i had this super christian friend once and one time she literally said to my face “i wish you were coming to heaven with me”